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Macking precedes getting laid


Boff, copulation nor what the hoi polloi would often refer to as sexual intercourse nor sex is, actually inextricably consanguineous to a universal language; no man abhors boff, unless they choose to be celibate, of course. Boff, is an activity, like death, which is inevitable. Reproduction is the order of the day, regardless of the caucasian scientists and billionaires who work tirelessly and spend trillions of dollars on contraceptives, GMF, and all kinds of population control methods they come up with; reproduction, still reigns.

However, as much as we all concur that boff is inevitable but that does not mean it occurs automatically. Courtship precedes boff; in brothels, money equates courtship; well, to rapists and sexual offenders, vehemence equates courtship, I guess. All living species go through this process before they can initiate the process of reproduction, or boff. The boff, however, is concluded by either parties reaching their crescendo, or both contemporaneously. 

Now, in life, we all have dreams and goals; reaching them equates to “cumming”, as the hoi polloi would utter to refer to climax during boff. Life, is simply, consanguineous to boff. It starts with a dream or a vision, you work hard and invest all your effort on it until success manifests; however, this process cannot be performed nor achieved as feasibly as it can be uttered. Therefore, we may say that the goal nor a dream is equivalent to developing the desire to attain boff, working hard or focusing your efforts on achieving your dreams is equivalent to the courtship period; attaining success nor reaching the crescendo is equivalent to attaining boff, then the climax is equivalent to death. 

As humans, we all have disparate ambitions, goals and dreams; however, the most perplexing and sad part is that despite all us having dreams and wanting to alter them into actuality, but not all of us actually make our dreams a reality. Imagine having to live with the sempiternal mentality of having to constantly indulge in apodyopsis whenever you see the wench of your dreams, in lieu of making attempts of pursuing your objective of affection. Most people are depressed or engulfed by melancholy and depression owing to constantly beating themselves up for not taking a chance. It’s, actually, consanguineous to choosing to indulge in apodyopsis in lieu of attempting to induce your target into offering you boff. 

I strongly believe success is found on the other side of hard work, determination, multiple failures, not giving up etc. Therefore, in essence, it is imperative that we develop the mindset of a Mack daddy in order to achieve all our dreams nor being able to induce our desired women to offer us boff. 

You never get laid if you don’t apply your Mack game; the same goes with success and dreams. One can confidently conclude that boff is, actually the fitting analogy for success.

Keep macking and you shall, eventually get laid.

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